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  Welcome to the world of the Vigilant Specks. This site is my way of doing my part on the internet. While you are here, you will see inside the world of who I am, and will witness the areas of computer technology that I have achieved over my years as a computer programmer. I welcome you to bookmark the site for future visits and come back often.
When this site is complete, it will have a members area, a bulletin board, a blog and much more. This is the stepping stone for my web empire, so be sure to get in on the ground floor. There will be many great things to learn and scholarly discussions on the things that make up our lives in this computerized world. As expected, I am available for comments and willing to go the extra mile to ensure your visit is a good one.

This site is going to house the thousands of jokes currently residing in my inbox. I am going to dynamically generate a joke a day when I get the ability to get my data connection running. Some of the jokes will be clean. Some dirty. Members will get to make their preference to receive clean or dirty jokes on their screens. Here is the first one (not dirty, but probably distasteful):

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A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He replied, "That's all right. We will learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple.
This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we would learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did laps in free-style, breast stroke, even the butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No, she said, 'I was a hooker in Memphis and I worked both sides of the Mississippi River."

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